This page was lovingly crafted by Felipe for his wife Luciane and friends — because spreadsheets are for accountants, not metalheads. 🤘
We are in no way affiliated with the Monster of Rock Cruise organization. We're just fans with too much free time and a Claude subscription.
All times and venues were copied from the official schedule and organized here for convenience. Things change on a cruise — bands are late, venues swap, and rock stars do rock star things. Always double-check the official MORC website and daily pamphlets before making life decisions.
We are not responsible for missed concerts, cold beers left unattended, or existential crises caused by scheduling conflicts.
And if you're here to cause trouble — meet Pipoca, Felipe's and Lu's spoiled dog. Don't let the fluffy Shih Tzu exterior fool you. This girl owns an Ozzy Osbourne bat decapitation toy and plays with it daily for fun. She has already bitten the head off one bat in tribute to the Prince of Darkness and she will do it again. To your complaints. You have been warned. 🦇🤘